no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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