At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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