Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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