I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
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Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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