kristin has been a bad kristin
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
