I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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