dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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