He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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