My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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