Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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