Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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