Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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