Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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