My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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