Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(989): View more from Michigan

We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.

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(631): View more from New York

just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.

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(216): View more from Ohio

you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...

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(620): View more from Kansas

Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?

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Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik

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Lyk hr kuds 4

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(417): View more from Missouri

What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.

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(660): View more from Missouri

I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..

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(303): View more from Colorado

In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!

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(206): View more from Washington

I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...

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