we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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