I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
