its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Randomize
