i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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