Your tits are I can't wait for
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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