im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You were trust falling into bushes
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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