HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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