So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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