the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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