Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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