This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I love you.
Bad choice
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