are you so shy because you have an std?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Alive.
So much puke
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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