I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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