this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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