so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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