I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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