Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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