this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I need a burrito and a hug.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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