dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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