i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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