I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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