it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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