I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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