do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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