i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Randomize
