Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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