sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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