I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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