Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
