batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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