so that wasnt chicken after all
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
