I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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