I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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