im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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