Apparently you make a good broom.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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