I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
