summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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