is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
