So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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