You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Randomize
