Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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