Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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